Christmas Shopping

A rugged Texan, dripping with oil and Cadillacs, walked into an exclusive art gallery in New York with his nagging wife. In fifteen minutes flat the Texan bought six Picassos, three Renoirs, ten Cezannes, and thirty Utrillos. He then turned to his wife and with a sigh of relief said. "There, honey chile, that takes care of the Christmas cards. Now let's get started on the serious shopping."

From Henny Youngman's "How do you like me so far?"
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